On Tuesday evening I got a haircut. I've been going to the same person for about 5 years and have had a number of different cuts and colors with her. For some reason we started chatting about where to part your hair. She told me that I should really be parting my hair on the other side as that is my "softer side." I don't really understand why, but I went along with it. For the past couple days I've been trying to get used to having my hair on the other side, it feels a bit like I have a comb over. I would like to apologize to all the people out there that I've been facing with my hard side. I hope the new soft side of me will treat you much better.